螞蟻格格的網情網事

序
1．我關機I Turned off the Computer
2．回收站The Recycle Bin
3．“十分”愛你Love You“ORe Jiao”(Ten Fen)
4．兩份工作TwO Jobs
5．可愛的女孩A Lovely Girl
6．你是我的Youre Mine
7．肇事司機The Trouble—causing Driver
8．烏龜A Tortoise
9．墨鏡的作用(1)The Role of Sunglasses{1)
10．墨鏡的作用(2)The Rble of Sunglasses(2)
11．新羽絨服A New Down Jacket
12．規(guī)矩A Rule
13．追求美眉Chase after MM
14．鍵盤壞了The Keyboard Doesnt Work
15．星星Stars
16．生產力Productivity
17．你是啞巴啊?Are You Dumb?
18．男女平等Equality between Girls and Boys
19．移動鼠標Move the Mouse
20．環(huán)保電腦
An Environmentally Friendly Computer
21．方的和圓的
The Square ORe and the Round 0Re
22．　兼容Compatibility
23．一只名“貓”A Famous“Modem”
24．電子寵物貓An Electronic Pet Cat
25．熱脹冷縮
Expand frOm Heat and Contract frOm Cold
26．惡夢Nightmare
27．鉆石Diamond
28．我在家里上網Im Surfing Online at Home
29．我不是女孩lm Not a Girl
30．程序員A Programme卜
31．第99個男生The 99th Boy
32　你了解女^口馬?Do You Understand Women?
33．沒這個網站No Such Website
34．掉線了Off—line
35．證書The Certificate-
36．筆記本電腦Notebook PC
37．燒烤店The Barbecue Restaurant
38．笨“貓”The Foolish Cat(Modem)
39．電子圣誕賀卡Electronic Christmas Cards
40．哲學Philosophy
41．見光死Netpals Feel Disappointed after
Meeting
42．界面Interface
43．內存大The Stdrage Capacity Is Big
44．如此開心So Happy
45．新主頁A New Homepage
46．　測謊軟件Lie—detecting Software
47．救救我Help Me
48．高財生Gaocai Student
49．漂亮MM A Beautiful MM
50．電腦書籍Computer Books
51．格式化Format
52．石頭The Stone
53．還珠格格Princess Huanzhu
54．別把“蛋”打破了Dont Break the“egg”
55．借書證Library Card
56．雙核CPU Double CPU
57．多媒體Multimedia
58．好消息Good News
59．換座位Change Our Seats
60．重新格式化Re—format
61．誰更聰明?Who Is Cleverer?
62．屏保Screen Saver
63．RAM太小 RAM Is Small
64．下雨了嗎?Is It Raining ?
65．未來的公司The Future Company
66．不兼容Incompatibility
67．你帶錢了嗎?Do You Have Money?
68．網絡癡呆癥Cyber—dementia
69．聯(lián)想Association
70．網絡真是太好了
The Internet IS So Wonderful
71．打字慢Tvpe Slowly
72．　網絡是騙人的The Internet Is a Swindler
73．網絡baby A Net—baby
74．吹牛TaIk Bull
75．是不是太孤獨了?Are You Too Lonely?
76．點擊Click
77．漂亮的網名Charming Net—name
78．處理過的照片The Pseudo Photo
79．都掉線了Nobody Surfs Online
80．花花公子Playboys
81．　網上購書Buy Books 0nline
82．見面之后After Meeting
83．私聊Chat Privately
84．　失敗的網戀Unsuccessful Cyber—love
85．魚翅Shark Fin
86．內存不足The Memow Isnt Big Enough-
87．誰動了我的電腦?
Who Entered MY Computer?!
88．改成績Correct All My Marks
89．帥哥A Lady—killer
90．最優(yōu)秀的男生The Most Excellent Boy
91．人見人愛Everyone Loves Me
92．長指甲Long Nails
93．電子商店The E—store
94．有病毒的光盤CD with a Virus
95呆頭的考卷BlockheadS Exam Paper
96．OICQ病毒OICQ Virus
97．你的錯Your Fault
98．免費上網Surf Online for Free
99．電腦保養(yǎng)
The Health Maintain of Computers
100．電腦綜合癥Computer Syndrome
101．等新來的Waiting for a Newcomer
102．嬌艷的名字A Prettv Name
103．我替你去見他Meet Him Instead of You
104．看上去道貌岸然Look Santimonious
105．高凳子A High Stool
106．電子郵件地址E—mail Address
107．對我的電腦不忠
Be Disloyal to Mv Computer
108．上網的意圖The Intention of Surfing Online
109．網戀Cyber—love
110．開機畫面The Start—uD Picture
111．第二眼The Second Sight
112．壞女孩A Naughty Girl
113．小金庫Private Savings
114．對天發(fā)誓Swear by God
115．電腦病毒Computer Viruses
116．免費下載Download Free
117．你的照片Your Photos
118．幸福的源泉A Source of Happiness
119．你媽媽有沒有“貓”7
Does Your Mother Have a Modem?
120．在我之前沒人愛過你嗎?
Nobody Loved You before Me?
121．一陣奇怪的嘯叫聲ABurstofStrangeRoars
122．IP電話IP Telephone
123．現(xiàn)在就刪除你Delete You Right Now
124．去YAHOO上找你的帽子吧
Look for Your Hat on YAHOO
125．我要去http：／／www．XXX．com
Im Heading for http：／／www．XXX．com
126．糟糕的網戀The AwfuI Cyber-love
127．倒霉小偷A Bad Lucky Thief
128．網絡情人Cyber—lover
129．結了婚的男人Married Men
130．電腦一定是女性
Computers Must Be Female
131．漂亮女孩的脾氣BeautifuI GirlsTemper
132．要先抬高價碼Make a High Request First
133．和網友交往
Keep in Touch with the Netpals
134．網上說真話也沒人相信
Nobody Believes Your Honesty Online
135．“我愛重慶”“l(fā) Love Chongqing”
136．敲回車Press“Enter”
137．電子寵物E—pet
138．1932年的勞斯萊斯
A 1932 Rolls—Royce
139．聰明的孩子A Clever Boy
140．惟有青島啤酒There Is Only Qingdao Beer
141．世界末日The End of the World
142．我們聊聊LetS Have a Chat
143．我感到很難過I Feel Very Sad
144．編寫應用程序Writing an Applied Program
145．網民A Netizen
146．行家之選The Choice of the Expert
147．對待電腦要像對待女朋友一樣
Treat Your Computer as Your Girlfriend
148．自從我買了臺電腦
Since I Bought a Computer
149．魔術師Conjurer
150．黑眼圈Dark Circles round Their Eyes
151．鐘情于網絡
Be in Deep Love with the Internet
152．網絡故事A Cyber—story
153．我叫xxx@chatroom．com
Mv Name Is xxx@chatroom．com
154．對不起Sorry
155．拜倒在你的數據褲(庫)下
I Fell to Your Data——base
156．許個愿吧!Make a Wish，Quickly!
157．回家太晚Go Home Too Late
158．沖浪高手A Surfing Master-mind
159．我被處分了I Was Punished
160．零用錢Pocket—money
161．桌面The Desktop
162．電腦死機了My Computer Doesnt Work
163．雙擊Press It Twice
164．整理桌面Tidy up My Desk
165．有鼠標嗎?IS There a Mouse ?
166．先吃輪子Try Tires First
167．邋遢的網友AScruffyNetpal
168．CS游戲CS Games，
169．借點錢Please Lend Me Some Money
170．刮西北風Blow Northwest Wind
171．太忙了8e Very Busy
172．計算機測試The Computer Test
173．呵呵，機會來了
Ha-ha．HereS My Chance
174．一條大魚A Big Fish
175．1T業(yè)IT Field
176．只允許你和男孩聊天
Only AIlow You to Chat with Boys
177．愛如潮水My Love IS like Tidewater
178．網上購物Go shopping Online
179．打911吧!Please Dial 911!
180．讓我的臉看上去像電腦
Make My Face Look like a Computer
181．餓死病毒Starve the Virus to Death
182．(網戀)一半有結果，一半沒結果
Half HitHalf Not
183．網上的美眉總是沖我樂
The Giris Always Smile upon Me Online
184．給你一個微笑：一)Give You a Smile：一)
185．我的眼前全是星星
Many Twinkling Stars in Front Of Me，
186．最新款的電腦The Up—to—date Computer
187．超級大網蟲A Super—cyberworm
188．很棒的化妝品GFeat Makeup
189．乞討網Beg．corn
190．捆綁式飯mying the Knot Food
191．電腦顯示，沒有這些東西The Goods
Dont Show Up on the Computer
192．如果我不上網If I Dont Surf Online
193．雙胞胎中的一個有了備份文件
One of Twins Has a Back—uDCopy
194．美國來的病毒A Virus from America
195．公主Princess
196．和三個人一起聊
Chat with Three People Together
197．誰飛得更快?Which One Flies Faster?
198．養(yǎng)了個電腦寵物Raise an E—pet
199．她的Cache太4~Her“Cache”Is Too Small
200．真正的黑客A Real Hacker