第一部分 悖論詭辯 .........................1
1．學費之訟 .......................................... 1
2．蘇格拉底悖論 .................................. 1
3．全能者悖論 ...................................... 1
4．谷堆悖論 .......................................... 1
5．羅素是教皇 ...................................... 2
6．奇怪的悖論 ...................................... 2
7．飛矢不動 .......................................... 2
8．白馬非馬 .......................................... 2
9．日近長安遠 ...................................... 3
10．子非魚，安知魚之樂 ...................... 3
11．我被騙了嗎 .................................... 3
12．被小孩子問倒了 ............................ 4
13．我撒謊了嗎 .................................... 4
14．自相矛盾 ........................................ 5
15．打破預言 ........................................ 5
16．機靈的小孩 .................................... 5
17．聰明的禪師 .................................... 5
18．狡詐的縣官 .................................... 5
19．正直的強盜 .................................... 6
20．小紅帽脫險 .................................... 6
21．借鋤頭 ............................................ 6
22．錦囊妙計 ........................................ 6
23．拿回零花錢 .................................... 7
24．希臘老師的辯術 ........................... 7
25．要錢幣 ............................................ 7
26．娶到公主 ........................................ 7
27．都想要的蘋果 ................................ 7
28．酒瓶 ................................................ 8
29．吹牛 ................................................ 8
30．擠公交 ............................................ 8
31．財主赴宴 ........................................ 8
32．父在母先亡 .................................... 9
33．禁止吸煙 ........................................ 9
34．辯解 ................................................ 9
35．立等可取 ........................................ 9
36．赤心 ................................................ 9
37．迷信的人 ........................................ 9
38．遺傳性不孕癥 .............................. 10
39．修電燈 .......................................... 10
40．運動員和烏龜賽跑 ...................... 10
41．冒險經歷 ...................................... 11
42．旅店的房費 .................................. 11
43．邏輯錯誤 ...................................... 11
44．就要讓你猜不到 .......................... 11
45．負債累累 ...................................... 12
46．貪吃 .............................................. 12
47．天機不可泄露 .............................. 12
48．修廟 .............................................. 12
49．所羅門斷案 .................................. 13
第二部分 機智幽默 .......................14
50．一語雙關 ...................................... 14
51．不會游泳 ...................................... 14
52．馬克 吐溫的道歉 ....................... 14
53．以其人之道還治其人之身 .......... 15
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每天學點語文思維
54．找出匪首 ...................................... 15
55．火災中逃生 .................................. 15
56．怎樣把水燒開 .............................. 15
57．幽默的鋼琴家 .............................. 16
58．彌勒佛 .......................................... 16
59．紀曉嵐祝壽 .................................. 16
60．善意的批評 .................................. 16
61．相互提問 ...................................... 17
62．是否改變選擇 .............................. 17
63．不咬人 .......................................... 17
64．機智的總統(tǒng) .................................. 17
65．賣梳子 .......................................... 18
66．裁縫的招牌 .................................. 18
67．教子 .............................................. 18
68．后生可畏 ...................................... 18
69．哲學家的智慧 .............................. 18
70．靈機一動 ...................................... 19
71．老虎來臨 ...................................... 19
72．不可殺生 ...................................... 19
73．小孩與狗熊 .................................. 19
74．聰明的兔子 .................................. 19
75．一休曬經 ...................................... 20
76．兩個導游 ...................................... 20
77．聰明的老人 .................................. 20
78．學問與金錢 .................................. 21
79．阿凡提的故事 .............................. 21
80．進化論 .......................................... 21
81．回敬 .............................................. 21
82．遇見上帝 ...................................... 22
83．岳母的刁難 .................................. 22
84．區(qū)寄智斗強盜 .............................. 22
85．心靈感應 ...................................... 22
86．反駁 .............................................. 23
87．你有什么了不起的 ...................... 23
88．誰比誰聰明 .................................. 23
89．擦皮鞋 .......................................... 23
90．一件舊大衣 .................................. 23
91．中國人的幽默 .............................. 24
92．打棒球的男孩 .............................. 24
93．楚莊王的智謀 .............................. 25
94．割草的男孩 .................................. 25
95．將兵游戲 ...................................... 25
96．習慣標準 ...................................... 26
97．《圣經》 ........................................ 26
98．地主的刁難 .................................. 26
99．捏面人 .......................................... 26
100．聰明的男孩 ................................ 26
101．買東西（1） .............................. 26
102．他在干什么 ................................ 27
103．戲弄和珅 .................................... 27
104．沒有寫錯 .................................... 27
105．諷刺慈禧 .................................... 27
106．巧斷訛詐案 ................................ 27
107．幽默家的牌匾 ............................ 28
108．華佗罵貪官 ................................ 28
109．辦不到 ........................................ 28
110．超重 ............................................ 28
111．種金子 ........................................ 29
112．讓路 ............................................ 29
113．紀曉嵐的計謀 ............................ 29
114．巧記圓周率 ................................ 30
115．推銷作品 .................................... 30
116．解除尷尬 .................................... 30
117．巴爾扎克的幽默 ........................ 30
118．演講 ............................................ 30
119．講故事 ........................................ 30
120．裝睡 ............................................ 30
121．德政匾 ........................................ 31
122．傲慢的夫人 ................................ 31
123．兩堵墻 ........................................ 31
目 錄
124．無法修改 .................................... 31
125．買東西（2） .............................. 31
126．聰明的書童 ................................ 31
第三部分 巧猜謎語 .......................32
127．招賢謎題 .................................... 32
128．對啞謎 ........................................ 32
129．生物課 ........................................ 32
130．奇怪的顧客 ................................ 32
131．聰明的孩子 ................................ 33
132．下一站去哪兒 ............................ 33
133．出差的地點 ................................ 33
134．接頭暗號 .................................... 33
135．酒鬼的外甥 ................................ 34
136．徐文長題字 ................................ 34
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