趣味對(duì)聯(lián)（無(wú)情對(duì)）

“工商銀行”對(duì)“農(nóng)貿(mào)市場(chǎng)”
“雙溝大曲”對(duì)“四川小調(diào)”
“瘦西湖”對(duì)“胖大?！?br />“怒江小道”對(duì)“樂(lè)山大佛”
“雪花”對(duì)“雨果”
“儉以養(yǎng)德”對(duì)“節(jié)能產(chǎn)品”
“茶葉”對(duì)“煙花”
“吳牛喘月”對(duì)“蜀犬吠日”
“氣象”對(duì)“笑貌”
“先睹為快”對(duì)“后顧之憂(yōu)”
“白灰”對(duì)“紅塵”
“科技下鄉(xiāng)”對(duì)“股票上市”
“凈土”對(duì)“生地”
“進(jìn)步一點(diǎn)”對(duì)“退居二線(xiàn)”
“浮云”對(duì)“懸念”
“烏云翻滾”對(duì)“黑白顛倒”
“花轎”對(duì)“綠卡”
“法學(xué)”對(duì)“儒商”
“進(jìn)口白酒”對(duì)“過(guò)眼云煙”
“真神”對(duì)“假釋”
“河西速寫(xiě)”對(duì)“山東快書(shū)”
“變臉”對(duì)“易容”
“牽?；ā睂?duì)“打豬草”
“鹽城”對(duì)“茶市”
“秦晉之好”對(duì)“楚漢相爭(zhēng)”
“周末”對(duì)“清凈”
“鹿特丹”對(duì)“鶴頂紅”
“公道”對(duì)“母語(yǔ)”
“懷念邊疆”對(duì)“思想境界”
“貢生”對(duì)“獻(xiàn)丑”
“上春晚”對(duì)“中秋夜”
“睡眼”對(duì)“醒目”
“耐寒”對(duì)“忍冬”
“桃葉渡”對(duì)“杏花村”
“水手”對(duì)“火腿”
“老佛爺”對(duì)“黃道婆”
“書(shū)目”對(duì)“畫(huà)眉”
“陸賈”對(duì)“零售”
“清明小雨”對(duì)“滿(mǎn)漢細(xì)點(diǎn)”
“暖氣”對(duì)“冷笑”
“漢代辭賦”對(duì)“滿(mǎn)朝文武”
“欣賞”對(duì)“樂(lè)觀(guān)”
“方案面談”對(duì)“圓桌會(huì)議”
“走紅”對(duì)“踏青”
“重慶拾零”對(duì)“合歡、三七”
“武斷”對(duì)“文聯(lián)”
“西門(mén)豹”對(duì)“東北虎”
“漢可存矣”對(duì)“滿(mǎn)不在乎”
“古宅”對(duì)“現(xiàn)房”
“說(shuō)一不二”對(duì)“無(wú)獨(dú)有偶”
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附錄